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Miss Herman featuring baby chick!! 🐥 #itssofluffy #farmfieldtrip

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oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

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thr-ill:

My life in a sentence

thr-ill:

My life in a sentence

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highfunctioningsociocat:

god-tieraradia:

hashtaghomicide:

what cats?!

wildteam!

GET YOUR GAME IN THE HEAD

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gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

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ellendegeneres:

Ellen’s testing out her new Google Glass(es) that she got on Craigslist. It’s hard to tell, but she may have gotten ripped off.

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awesomeindieturtles:

staygold1d:

roseonabeach:

animeasuka:

imatimelorddetectivedemonhunter:

hanannibalbanannibal:

thewookiee2:

jesusfreakinglucifer:

carolingponds:

frankietastic:

juilan:

I can’t wait until I get that job at Starbucks because I’m going to spell everyone’s name wrong so they can’t instagram their cups

are you satan

are you god

are we humans

Or are we dancer

Is this the real life

Or is this just a fantasy

no this is patrick

I am Iron Man

and i’m javert

DONKEY!

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Basically, the best kindergarten buddy ever. 🎉🎈🎒📚✏️🎨#kinderisthebestgrade #mypartneristhebeesknees #loveyou

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selinerrr:

plz…lets eat some treats…

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poweredbytheprofane:

the best of hot occupations, side by side.

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tigertraceur:

my-d1vineright:

stefdelima:

Yep, pretty much. #truth #life

Essentially

This.

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nosdrinker:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

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